Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Beez-Neez!!!

It's easter time and i couldn't be happier because of these babies....

and i will eat as many as i can get my greedy little paws on until the store is out!!!! I DON''T WANT CATBURRY EGGS, CHOCOLATE BUNNIES, OR MARSHMELLO LOOKING BIRDS....

I don't want jelly belly, jolly rancher, or gross generic beans.... I'M A LITTLE VERUCA SALT ON THIS ONE

Veruca Salt:
Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

Mr. Salt:
It will, sweetheart

Veruca:
At least a hundred a day

Mr.Salt:
Anything you say

Veruca:
And by the way

Mr. Salt:
What?

Veruca:
I want a feast.

Mr. Salt:
You ate before you came to the factory

Veruca:
I want a (STARBURST JELLY) "bean" feast!

Mr. Salt:
Oh, one of those

Veruca:
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts

Mr. Salt:
You can have all those things when you get home

Veruca:
No, now!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh

Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me

Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em
I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love you and how you make me laugh!

SARAH said...

Wow. That was intense.

us said...

Mmmm, I like those too. Those pics from your skit are so fun. I love the costume. You look amazing. Do you have a video of the skit?