and i will eat as many as i can get my greedy little paws on until the store is out!!!! I DON''T WANT CATBURRY EGGS, CHOCOLATE BUNNIES, OR MARSHMELLO LOOKING BIRDS....
I don't want jelly belly, jolly rancher, or gross generic beans.... I'M A LITTLE VERUCA SALT ON THIS ONE
Veruca Salt:
Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
Mr. Salt:
It will, sweetheart
Veruca:
At least a hundred a day
Mr.Salt:
Anything you say
Veruca:
And by the way
Mr. Salt:
What?
Veruca:
I want a feast.
Mr. Salt:
You ate before you came to the factory
Veruca:
I want a (STARBURST JELLY) "bean" feast!
Mr. Salt:
Oh, one of those
Veruca:
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
Mr. Salt:
You can have all those things when you get home
Veruca:
No, now!!
I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em
I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now


3 comments:
Love you and how you make me laugh!
Wow. That was intense.
Mmmm, I like those too. Those pics from your skit are so fun. I love the costume. You look amazing. Do you have a video of the skit?
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